1 00:00:05,663 --> 00:00:06,755 Hey, if you can climb that well, 2 00:00:06,865 --> 00:00:09,026 forget about vetenary, you should try to be a thief. 3 00:00:10,001 --> 00:00:11,229 Fancy meeting you here! 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,229 Do you have a mobile phone? 5 00:00:13,338 --> 00:00:14,498 Yes. Why? 6 00:00:14,672 --> 00:00:16,367 I've got to call the police about a peeping tom. 7 00:00:16,741 --> 00:00:18,572 Wait. Let me explain first. 8 00:00:18,743 --> 00:00:21,041 I've asked Sharon out dozen of times, 9 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,135 but she keeps turning me down. 10 00:00:22,247 --> 00:00:23,839 I don't want to give up on her. 11 00:00:24,015 --> 00:00:25,607 You really love Sharon that much? 12 00:00:26,051 --> 00:00:27,985 As a matter of fact: YES! 13 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,650 What a nice place you have here! 14 00:00:32,957 --> 00:00:35,448 I took it over after my friend left the country. 15 00:00:36,061 --> 00:00:38,427 You're quite a generous guy, always helping your friends. 16 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:41,097 - I'll patch up your wound later. - Okay. 17 00:00:46,071 --> 00:00:47,299 Young fellow, 18 00:00:50,442 --> 00:00:51,466 You call me? 19 00:00:52,577 --> 00:00:54,340 Are you a man or a dog? 20 00:00:55,046 --> 00:00:56,707 I'm a dog. 21 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:58,504 Devil! 22 00:00:59,384 --> 00:01:00,646 Devil monster! 23 00:01:00,752 --> 00:01:02,481 Call the police! Dial 999! 24 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,280 His name is Fook. 25 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:09,123 He has AIDS, so... 26 00:01:10,261 --> 00:01:12,593 Are you going to look down on me, young fellow? 27 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,024 Of course not! Fook! 28 00:01:14,232 --> 00:01:15,995 I'm here for you. Be strong! 29 00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:17,090 Thank you! 30 00:01:17,302 --> 00:01:18,428 What's up? 31 00:01:19,637 --> 00:01:22,197 All the dogs here are sick. 32 00:01:22,307 --> 00:01:24,571 Who will buy them? 33 00:01:25,176 --> 00:01:26,336 No one. 34 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:28,040 So how come you still care for them? 35 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:30,041 Not my choice. 36 00:01:30,248 --> 00:01:32,113 People leave them, 37 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,582 but I can't bring myself to do it. 38 00:01:33,685 --> 00:01:34,811 So, I keep them. 39 00:01:35,987 --> 00:01:37,716 Easy. You're an honest guy, 40 00:01:37,922 --> 00:01:40,083 a professional and good-hearted, 41 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:42,289 so Sharon will be safe with you. 42 00:01:42,861 --> 00:01:44,419 So how can you help me? 43 00:01:44,662 --> 00:01:46,892 First of all, you have to change your 'Look'. 44 00:01:47,599 --> 00:01:49,863 That doesn't really matter though. 45 00:01:50,301 --> 00:01:51,495 I'll tell you a secret. 46 00:01:51,669 --> 00:01:53,534 Sharon loves romantic poems. 47 00:01:53,705 --> 00:01:55,400 If you write one a day... 48 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:56,733 She'll fall for you. 49 00:01:57,642 --> 00:01:59,109 I don't think so. 50 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:02,345 I can write prescription, but not poetry. 51 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,511 - Let me help you then. - Really? 52 00:02:04,849 --> 00:02:06,680 But, I'm kind of illiterate. 53 00:02:07,185 --> 00:02:08,880 For real? How can you help me, then? 54 00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:11,521 I'm serious. I'll dictate, you write. 55 00:02:12,457 --> 00:02:13,253 Okay. 56 00:02:13,324 --> 00:02:15,292 For the first letter, be as sentimental as possible. 57 00:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,857 Start off with 'Honey'. 58 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:21,164 Wow, you say you're illiterate, but you know English. 59 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,364 Fine. Write 'bitch' then. 60 00:02:23,735 --> 00:02:24,997 Fai, please, let's be serious. 61 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:25,933 Honey... 62 00:02:26,137 --> 00:02:28,037 A night without you 63 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,434 A night without star 64 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:32,972 I'll move the world 65 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:37,370 To be where you are 66 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:39,575 Sick bag, please. 67 00:02:40,385 --> 00:02:42,148 Peasant! 68 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:45,282 You don't appreciate this. 69 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:46,880 So few guys can write poetry these days! 70 00:02:47,325 --> 00:02:48,815 I think he copied it. 71 00:02:49,661 --> 00:02:52,391 See, how bad it is. 72 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,188 So, he must wrote it himself. 73 00:02:54,899 --> 00:02:57,265 In fact, men fall into two categories: 74 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,631 The lovesick 75 00:03:01,172 --> 00:03:03,538 and the wolves and dogs. 76 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,370 So, which is he? 77 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:08,340 I'll leave the wolves and dogs for you. 78 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:09,979 I don't take just anyone. 79 00:03:10,415 --> 00:03:11,939 It depends on 80 00:03:12,383 --> 00:03:14,908 whether they are able to press the right buttons. 81 00:03:15,086 --> 00:03:17,281 Don't' care how perverted they are. 82 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,857 Here comes the wolf. 83 00:03:22,727 --> 00:03:23,989 - Come on in. - Thanks. 84 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:27,561 These flowers are so nice. Who are they from? 85 00:03:28,266 --> 00:03:29,824 None of your business. 86 00:03:30,635 --> 00:03:33,729 It must be the four-eyed vet. 87 00:03:34,105 --> 00:03:36,699 He seems gentle, 88 00:03:36,808 --> 00:03:38,207 handsome and smart. 89 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:42,046 Maybe you should give him a chance. 90 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,508 Don't be so nosy! 91 00:03:45,783 --> 00:03:47,580 Let me introduce, Cathy. 92 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:48,549 This is Fai, the prop guy. 93 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,878 Cathy, long time no see. 94 00:03:50,088 --> 00:03:50,952 How are you? 95 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:52,613 How are those breast enlargement pills working? 96 00:03:52,724 --> 00:03:54,191 Doesn't seem very efficient. 97 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:55,623 I heard that those are not for you to eat. 98 00:03:55,727 --> 00:03:57,217 You have to rub it on your breast 99 00:03:57,395 --> 00:03:59,329 and it works if it turns purple. 100 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:00,829 - Do it three times a day. - Who the hell are you? 101 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:03,895 Do you two know each other? 102 00:04:06,638 --> 00:04:10,734 Well, sorry for being so forward. 103 00:04:10,842 --> 00:04:13,504 I'm like that when I meet new people. 104 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,906 Sorry, Cathy. 105 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:19,142 Cathy, right? Cathy. 106 00:04:19,317 --> 00:04:21,911 No problem. 107 00:04:22,153 --> 00:04:24,644 I'm kind of aggressive. 108 00:04:24,822 --> 00:04:27,120 If anyone pretends to be intimate, I'll slap him! 109 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:31,524 Fai, you said there was some problem with the blueprints? 110 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:35,099 Right. Fatty said... 111 00:04:35,466 --> 00:04:37,696 the budget won't stretch to buy four panels. 112 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,564 Can we buy three instead? 113 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:43,371 Really? I have to discuss it with the director. 114 00:04:43,775 --> 00:04:46,642 I'll get the wallpaper samples for you. 115 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:47,870 Okay. 116 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,675 Cathy 117 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:56,145 I'm sorry I was so rude. 118 00:04:56,354 --> 00:04:59,255 I'm really too direct sometimes... 119 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,486 Why would I mind? 120 00:05:01,693 --> 00:05:03,684 I don't know you. 121 00:05:03,961 --> 00:05:05,622 You might be a gangster and rape me! 122 00:05:07,632 --> 00:05:09,896 You wench! 123 00:05:10,234 --> 00:05:11,496 I'll see if I can get you in heat! 124 00:05:21,212 --> 00:05:22,338 Sorry. 125 00:05:26,484 --> 00:05:27,678 Sorry. 126 00:05:28,753 --> 00:05:29,811 What are you doing? 127 00:05:30,355 --> 00:05:31,583 Nothing. 128 00:05:32,557 --> 00:05:33,819 Does that feel good? 129 00:05:38,329 --> 00:05:39,887 Are we getting closer now? 130 00:05:41,566 --> 00:05:43,056 Can we be friends now? 131 00:05:43,368 --> 00:05:44,596 Oh, definitely! 132 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,364 Faster? 133 00:05:46,571 --> 00:05:47,833 Yes! 134 00:05:52,443 --> 00:05:53,467 How's that? 135 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:04,518 Hey, my flowers! 136 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:06,923 Come on, Sharon. Have a drink. 137 00:06:07,191 --> 00:06:09,352 Your friend is so much fun! 138 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:12,491 You scolded him before, and now you're best friends? 139 00:06:12,697 --> 00:06:14,688 Sharon, why didn't you give me wine before? 140 00:06:14,899 --> 00:06:16,833 Cheers! 141 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:19,798 I didn't give you wine? You must be drunk! 142 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:20,993 Here, I'll give you a refill! 143 00:06:21,205 --> 00:06:23,696 So, I guess we're not having a meeting tonight! 144 00:06:23,908 --> 00:06:26,103 No! No meetings! 145 00:06:26,277 --> 00:06:27,904 No meeting! Just party! 146 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,809 I won't bother you, then! 147 00:06:30,381 --> 00:06:32,645 So what do we do now? 148 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:35,147 Dance! 149 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,786 Dance! 150 00:06:47,999 --> 00:06:50,263 I can't stand it! 151 00:06:51,269 --> 00:06:53,169 Neither can I! Hurry! 152 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:55,228 I can't stand it! 153 00:06:55,339 --> 00:06:57,170 I can't stand your body odo! 154 00:06:57,341 --> 00:06:59,036 Don't come any closer, I really can't stand it! 155 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,639 What? I smell fine! 156 00:07:00,845 --> 00:07:02,335 Stop playing! 157 00:07:02,613 --> 00:07:04,706 Wait! 158 00:07:10,855 --> 00:07:12,482 Are you for real? 159 00:07:14,859 --> 00:07:16,224 I really can't take it. 160 00:07:21,365 --> 00:07:23,128 Well, let me take a bath first. 161 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:24,961 No, please! 162 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:26,937 I don't need to? 163 00:07:27,338 --> 00:07:28,236 No. 164 00:07:29,674 --> 00:07:31,073 I think... 165 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,706 We can't do it. 166 00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:35,677 What do you mean? 167 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,078 You're the one who led me on! 168 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:40,273 How can you do that to me? 169 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,916 You've got the wrong idea. 170 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,581 I'm sorry. 171 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:50,087 Okay, if not tonight, 172 00:07:50,995 --> 00:07:52,326 how about tomorrow? 173 00:07:52,497 --> 00:07:53,691 Tomorrow night? 174 00:07:54,465 --> 00:07:56,456 I don't think so. 175 00:07:57,869 --> 00:07:58,927 Go to hell! 176 00:08:00,838 --> 00:08:03,500 I don't want to see you again, you pervert! 177 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,809 What? He turned you down? 178 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,407 Unbelievable, isn't it? 179 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:11,513 I've never been rejected before! 180 00:08:11,682 --> 00:08:13,047 Damn it! 181 00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:16,482 Perhaps not every guy is so straight forward! 182 00:08:17,989 --> 00:08:20,719 I think... 183 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,017 He must be gay! 184 00:08:23,861 --> 00:08:26,193 Any guy who rejects you must be gay. 185 00:08:28,065 --> 00:08:32,468 Right. Next time I'll give him a 'Viagra' 186 00:08:32,937 --> 00:08:34,063 to turn him straight! 187 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:35,931 Fine. 188 00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:37,730 What' fine about that? 189 00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:41,542 At least it shows he's not a playboy. 190 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,604 So I'll leave him to you, then. 191 00:08:46,751 --> 00:08:48,184 What? You did it with Cathy? 192 00:08:48,686 --> 00:08:50,051 No, I said 'almost'. 193 00:08:50,221 --> 00:08:52,553 We didn't do anything! 194 00:08:52,757 --> 00:08:55,885 I'm envy you. You can do it with humans. 195 00:08:57,528 --> 00:09:00,122 To be honest, it didn't turn me on all. 196 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,424 I can't stand their smell. 197 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:04,899 I really can't take it. 198 00:09:06,604 --> 00:09:10,472 Don't forget you're a human now. Not a dog. 199 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,540 I'm still confused with... 200 00:09:13,144 --> 00:09:16,602 whether I'm a dog or a man. 201 00:09:18,649 --> 00:09:21,117 Everybody! Right now, we're going to visit the 'Old Palace', 202 00:09:21,218 --> 00:09:22,549 go shopping after lunch 203 00:09:22,653 --> 00:09:24,018 and go back to Hong Kong afterwards. 204 00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:25,315 Please follow me, everyone! 205 00:09:26,991 --> 00:09:28,117 I'll follow the tour, then! 206 00:09:32,163 --> 00:09:34,654 Hey, this sounds good. Let's copy it. 207 00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:37,028 Copy? How can we? 208 00:09:38,002 --> 00:09:40,197 But when will you be finished? 209 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:43,836 How can I tell? Give me time, man. 210 00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:46,640 I'm so tired. 211 00:09:47,078 --> 00:09:51,310 If you think of any more, record it. 212 00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:53,584 I have to sleep. 213 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,881 Fai, are you free for dinner? 214 00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:00,890 Dinner? Okay, no problem. 215 00:10:00,992 --> 00:10:02,789 Can we have steak? I want it. 216 00:10:03,027 --> 00:10:04,824 Yes, but I'm not cooking it this time. 217 00:10:05,029 --> 00:10:06,621 I'm meeting Albert. 218 00:10:08,265 --> 00:10:11,393 Actually, he's been trying to date me for a while. 219 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,036 But, if I date him alone. 220 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:14,365 I'll feel embarrassed. 221 00:10:14,472 --> 00:10:16,406 If you're with me, you can be my chaperone. 222 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,370 Okay. 223 00:10:18,776 --> 00:10:20,903 You have to wait while I change, 224 00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:22,570 - then I'll give you a lift. - Okay. 225 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,443 You change too. 226 00:10:25,549 --> 00:10:27,244 Fai, time for our meeting. 227 00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:28,750 What kind of meeting? 228 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:32,250 It's payday. We always have a 'meeting' with some girls! 229 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,290 We're going for hookers, right? 230 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,724 Hey, can't you put it more politely? 231 00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:39,326 Sorry, I have to go. 232 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,660 I think Albert will be fine, if you give him a chance. 233 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,927 Can't you go with them tomorrow night? 234 00:10:45,236 --> 00:10:46,760 No way. These are my buddies, right? 235 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:48,839 And I have to go. 236 00:10:49,073 --> 00:10:52,236 Can't you wait one day? 237 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:56,410 Of couse not, I'm in the mood! 238 00:10:56,514 --> 00:10:57,879 I really should go with them. 239 00:10:57,982 --> 00:10:59,176 Tomorrow night is my treat. 240 00:10:59,383 --> 00:11:00,475 Really? 241 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,779 Two girls at one time, okay? 242 00:11:02,887 --> 00:11:04,548 - Yes! - Two girls? 243 00:11:05,156 --> 00:11:07,624 Come on! We're waiting for you! 244 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,316 How about next time? 245 00:11:11,228 --> 00:11:12,855 Three girls? 246 00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:19,095 Come on! Take off your clothes! Handsome! 247 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:20,498 I'm not used to this game! 248 00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:24,804 What's wrong with you? You're always the wildest one! 249 00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:26,103 Handsome, don't be shy! 250 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,641 Come on, let's play! 251 00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:29,539 Are you a real man? 252 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,075 Of couse, I'm a man! I can play anything you want! 253 00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:33,341 Now, I have to punish you! 254 00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:36,880 Punish me? As k me to act like a dog, I can do it. 255 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,258 Not like that. I want you to drink for me. 256 00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:44,786 Cheers! 257 00:11:45,062 --> 00:11:47,030 Yes! Bottoms up! 258 00:11:58,642 --> 00:12:00,735 - Some more! - What else? 259 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:03,672 Guess where I come from? 260 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,409 You smell here 261 00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:09,579 You smell fishy, are you from Lamma Island? 262 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,848 Not Lamma Island, but Hainan Island. 263 00:12:11,956 --> 00:12:13,548 They're both islands. 264 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,424 How about me? 265 00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:18,520 You? 266 00:12:20,765 --> 00:12:23,734 You smell milky. Are you from Da Lian? 267 00:12:24,935 --> 00:12:27,904 You're so great! How can you tell? 268 00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:29,767 You need to check if you're lactating. 269 00:12:30,407 --> 00:12:32,375 How about me? 270 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,371 - Where do I come from? - You? 271 00:12:37,114 --> 00:12:39,582 You smell so spicy, you must be from Szechuan. 272 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,351 Wow! You're so amazing! 273 00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:45,217 You're so great, you should be in 'Who wants to be A Millionaire'! 274 00:12:45,823 --> 00:12:47,415 How about me? 275 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:48,751 You? 276 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,221 You smell of alcohol 277 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,588 You must be from Tsingtao. 278 00:12:54,131 --> 00:12:57,157 After the cat had the operation, she is scared of dogs! 279 00:12:57,434 --> 00:12:58,696 How do you mean? 280 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:03,036 I mean she went back to being her real self 281 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,798 and finds the meaning of being a cat. 282 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,379 There was another case of a mouse 283 00:13:09,847 --> 00:13:11,178 who wasn't scared of cats... 284 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,346 Excuse me. 285 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,211 Do you want to order some dessert? 286 00:13:14,318 --> 00:13:15,285 Yes. Do you have Tiramisu? 287 00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:16,876 - Yes. Yes. - Two orders, please. 288 00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:19,347 Hold on. 289 00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:20,548 Do you like... 290 00:13:21,158 --> 00:13:22,489 - I think... - Okay. 291 00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:27,096 How come you know so much? 292 00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:30,629 You brought me to my favourite restaurant. 293 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,926 You know what kind of red wine I like, 294 00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:37,334 even the year. 295 00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:40,801 And my favourite dessert. 296 00:13:41,378 --> 00:13:43,039 Who told you all this? 297 00:13:44,315 --> 00:13:45,680 Lucky guess? 298 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,176 Is it Sandy? 299 00:13:47,484 --> 00:13:50,248 Yes! It's her! 300 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,446 I hate people being dishonest. What else did she tell you? 301 00:13:53,858 --> 00:13:55,416 She said you'd make someone a good wife. 302 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,184 That's what she said. 303 00:13:57,394 --> 00:13:58,383 What? 304 00:13:59,096 --> 00:14:01,894 She asked me to pursue you, and ask you to marry me. 305 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,900 Actually, I'm also good husband material. 306 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,836 You don't need to be so honest. 307 00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:17,737 Where are you going, baby? 308 00:14:18,048 --> 00:14:19,208 I want to go to the... 309 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,874 The bathroom? 310 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,316 This way! 311 00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:27,185 Don't, please! 312 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:29,555 No, no, no! 313 00:14:29,927 --> 00:14:30,951 Why? 314 00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:32,186 I'm... 315 00:14:32,696 --> 00:14:34,823 I'm sick! 316 00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,160 I don't feel well! 317 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:37,729 I don't believe you. Let me see! 318 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,326 No, leave me alone! 319 00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:43,599 Hey, how come there's no reaction? 320 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,835 Because when I smell your spicy odo, I feel sick! 321 00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:51,005 Don't waste my time! 322 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,546 I don't smell spicy. 323 00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:54,841 You idiot! You're not a real man! 324 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,675 Don't waste my time! 325 00:14:57,321 --> 00:14:58,811 I've got to look for another man. 326 00:15:06,163 --> 00:15:07,221 Hello, Fai. 327 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:10,031 I just finished dessert with Sharon. 328 00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:11,166 What do I do next? 329 00:15:11,268 --> 00:15:12,895 How about going to Kowloon Tong for love hotel? 330 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,363 I don't mean that. 331 00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:18,405 How do I know? Ask her! 332 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:23,073 There's more. Have you finished tomorrow's poem? 333 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,244 Are you taking the piss? Do I owe you or something? 334 00:15:29,486 --> 00:15:30,316 Stop it! You're a pig! 335 00:15:30,521 --> 00:15:31,488 Just liked you. 336 00:15:32,189 --> 00:15:33,383 Have you made a reservation? 337 00:15:34,258 --> 00:15:35,384 You didn't have one. 338 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,249 Let's go, then. 339 00:15:37,494 --> 00:15:39,724 Hey, you've got to pay the bill. 340 00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,927 Bill? We didn't order anything. 341 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,668 Here's the bill, 342 00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:48,404 we have to pay, but... 343 00:15:48,605 --> 00:15:49,503 What a coincidence! 344 00:15:51,141 --> 00:15:52,802 I wanted to call you last week. 345 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,304 Cut the crap. 346 00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:58,242 We have to go location hunting tomorrow. Be on time. 347 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,949 What? No reaction? 348 00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:03,312 I don't know! 349 00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:06,517 As soon as I smell that human odo, 350 00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:09,152 I feel sick. 351 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:12,119 I don't know how to help. I need to sleep. 352 00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:13,990 Tell me what to do, please! 353 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:17,834 Well, you could go and try doing it with a female dog. 354 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,766 And get myself locked up? 355 00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:29,004 Okay, don't cry. 356 00:16:29,646 --> 00:16:32,945 No need. It's not such a big deal. 357 00:16:33,984 --> 00:16:36,384 It's not my business who he dates. 358 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,150 No... 359 00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:43,121 Don't cry... 360 00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:09,417 Who are you? 361 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:17,917 - Here's your tea. - Thanks. 362 00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:22,921 You still haven't told me why you suddenly turned up here? 363 00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:27,832 I thought you were going to... 364 00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:32,338 that meeting'... 365 00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:34,866 Please don't remind me. 366 00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:38,279 Why? Unhappy? 367 00:17:38,649 --> 00:17:40,207 Weren't the girls pretty? 368 00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:43,113 Didn't they serve you well? 369 00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:45,578 Too well! 370 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,386 I don't want to go there any more. 371 00:17:54,798 --> 00:17:56,789 When I went there... 372 00:17:57,134 --> 00:18:00,331 I met... 373 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,936 my first true love... 374 00:18:02,306 --> 00:18:04,672 it's better not to meet... 375 00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:06,541 Exactly! 376 00:18:06,743 --> 00:18:09,234 If it's gone, just let it go. 377 00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:11,971 No need to meet them again. 378 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:16,010 Well, I have to be polite, just say 'Hi'. 379 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,854 I don't' care who he's with now. 380 00:18:22,326 --> 00:18:25,853 What's wrong? 381 00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:30,797 Where are you going? 382 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,765 Hey, get off my bed! 383 00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:41,304 I'm really scared of thunder! 384 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,276 Get out! I just asked you to come in out of the rain. That's it! 385 00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:47,951 Just for tonight. 386 00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:50,817 What do you want? 387 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,079 Please, I just don't want to be alone! 388 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:56,483 Please! 389 00:18:56,693 --> 00:18:59,218 I won't do anything to you. Just sleeping. 390 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,158 Only sleeping!? 391 00:19:06,703 --> 00:19:07,863 Well, that's okay then. 392 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:10,072 Let me bring you a towel. 393 00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:15,572 That quick! 394 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,782 Dry your hair first. 395 00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:17,131 Tarzan! Tarzan... 396 00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,069 Can't you see I'm sunbathing? 397 00:20:20,477 --> 00:20:22,172 I had a reaction this morning when I woke up! 398 00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:24,213 Really? 399 00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:26,905 If you don't believe, I'll show you! 400 00:20:27,284 --> 00:20:30,720 Don't be so disgusting! 401 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,850 I feel liked myself again! 402 00:20:34,925 --> 00:20:36,415 Tell me, where did you sleep last night? 403 00:20:36,593 --> 00:20:37,787 In Sharon's bed. 404 00:20:38,462 --> 00:20:41,022 I got it. You only have a reaction to Sharon's scent, 405 00:20:41,131 --> 00:20:42,598 only her odor turns you on. 406 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:44,359 Really? 407 00:20:54,244 --> 00:20:57,771 Right? You really love Sharon! 408 00:20:58,415 --> 00:20:59,643 Damn. 409 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,634 What? How come there's still no reaction? 410 00:21:26,943 --> 00:21:29,173 Come on! Wake up! Brother! 411 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:35,317 I don't know whether I'm in love with Sharon! 412 00:21:43,493 --> 00:21:44,983 Are you at home? 413 00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:46,992 Yes. 414 00:21:48,298 --> 00:21:50,289 Your snoring was so loud last night, 415 00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:52,762 I even heard it from the sofa downstairs. 416 00:21:54,004 --> 00:21:55,028 Sorry. 417 00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:00,237 Oh, yes. The director has confirmed the setting. 418 00:22:00,711 --> 00:22:02,372 I'll meet you after the location hunting 419 00:22:02,479 --> 00:22:04,470 to talk about the details, okay? 420 00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:06,941 No! Please don't! 421 00:22:07,818 --> 00:22:08,807 Why? 422 00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:11,577 Sorry, I forgot to tell you. 423 00:22:11,822 --> 00:22:14,916 I got another big project. 424 00:22:15,025 --> 00:22:17,516 I don't think I can work for you anymore. 425 00:22:17,728 --> 00:22:20,196 How come? You promised me first! 426 00:22:20,864 --> 00:22:21,694 And suddenly... 427 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,732 Anyway, I can't help you. 428 00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:26,325 I'm in a hurry. See you! 429 00:22:30,006 --> 00:22:31,064 Hey, are you still angry with me? 430 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,365 Yes, isn't that allowed? 431 00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:39,139 I won't see him anymore. 432 00:22:39,549 --> 00:22:41,881 What? Bored already? Just one night? 433 00:22:42,919 --> 00:22:45,012 No. I learned from you. 434 00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:46,619 I want someone steady. 435 00:22:47,257 --> 00:22:48,417 Steady? 436 00:22:48,859 --> 00:22:51,623 You mean for a week or a month? 437 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,156 No, the kind when... 438 00:22:54,364 --> 00:22:55,956 I miss him when he's not there, 439 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,392 feel warm when I hug him 440 00:22:58,802 --> 00:23:00,963 and also understands me deeply 441 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,871 I still haven't found him! 442 00:23:27,464 --> 00:23:28,897 At this moment, 443 00:23:28,999 --> 00:23:32,093 Fai finally visits the treasure of the Motherland. 444 00:23:35,806 --> 00:23:38,400 Where is his next destination? 445 00:23:38,942 --> 00:23:42,207 Will he start a new story in another trip? 446 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,286 Didn't your vet poet call you? 447 00:23:52,022 --> 00:23:54,616 Yes, he calls me three times a day, 448 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:58,588 and calls me all the time. 449 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,858 He's lovesick, more trouble than he's worth. 450 00:24:04,334 --> 00:24:06,768 But, all he talks about is mouse constipation, 451 00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:09,031 elephant's giving birth... 452 00:24:09,306 --> 00:24:12,571 and I'm afraid he'll even tell me about dinosaur resurrection. 453 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:17,346 Ask him to shut up and write instead. 454 00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:23,711 He's so nice, though. He wrote these poems. 455 00:24:24,354 --> 00:24:27,221 And his writing is getting better. 456 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,391 Cathy 457 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,521 have you ever met a guy that 458 00:24:30,961 --> 00:24:32,724 even you don't know him so long, 459 00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:35,864 you always feel happy to see him, 460 00:24:36,399 --> 00:24:38,629 feel comfortable when you're with him, 461 00:24:38,969 --> 00:24:44,669 and warm when you hug him? 462 00:24:46,409 --> 00:24:47,467 Yes. 463 00:24:48,044 --> 00:24:51,104 This French guy calls me every time he comes to Hong Kong. 464 00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:54,613 Is it okay just to hug him? 465 00:24:56,019 --> 00:24:58,783 Of course not! Crazy all night long! 466 00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:03,190 Please don't be so choosy. 467 00:25:03,493 --> 00:25:07,156 The more you demand, the longer you'll wait. 468 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,295 Give someone a discount. 469 00:25:12,702 --> 00:25:14,693 Is it beautiful? 470 00:25:15,705 --> 00:25:18,731 If I use this to propose to Sharon, 471 00:25:18,842 --> 00:25:20,241 will she accept? 472 00:25:21,378 --> 00:25:22,606 Propose? 473 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,404 Isn't it a bit soon? 474 00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:25,738 I don't think so. 475 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:29,076 But I still need your help. 476 00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:31,851 I don't know how to propose. 477 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,554 Can you help me to think about it? 478 00:25:34,357 --> 00:25:35,585 You dummy! 479 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:37,953 Do I have to teach you everything? 480 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,925 Come on, my saviour! 481 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,496 This is the last step! 482 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,394 If you really love Sharon, 483 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,526 you should say it directly. 484 00:25:46,736 --> 00:25:50,763 You should... be honest, tell her everything. 485 00:25:51,274 --> 00:25:53,504 From the bottom of your heart, 486 00:25:54,044 --> 00:25:56,239 Even if you're handicapped, 487 00:25:56,947 --> 00:25:58,505 or illiterate, 488 00:25:59,249 --> 00:26:00,876 If you love her, 489 00:26:01,952 --> 00:26:03,613 she can feel it 490 00:26:05,922 --> 00:26:07,150 Wow, that's really touching. 491 00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:08,880 Say all that again. 492 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,418 What did you say about handicap? 493 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,927 It's my turn again. 494 00:26:19,102 --> 00:26:20,000 Hi, Fatty! 495 00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,502 You guys don't have to work today? 496 00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:24,665 How can we work 497 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:27,434 after you lowered our salary. 498 00:26:27,644 --> 00:26:30,408 Me? I never did that! 499 00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:32,308 - Fai told us. - Yes. 500 00:26:33,116 --> 00:26:36,449 Fai said he had another big project, so he turned me down. 501 00:26:37,253 --> 00:26:39,244 What? All we have is some part-time work. 502 00:26:39,689 --> 00:26:41,714 Are you lying or is he? 503 00:26:43,526 --> 00:26:44,686 Fai 504 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:46,827 Fai 505 00:27:31,675 --> 00:27:32,903 Fatty, is the ladder tall enough? 506 00:27:33,877 --> 00:27:36,710 You need a ladder for such low tricks? 507 00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:39,682 What? 508 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,810 Sharon says she never cut our wages. 509 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,953 What are you playing at? 510 00:27:47,424 --> 00:27:48,254 You just saw her? 511 00:29:11,341 --> 00:29:12,467 Still up? 512 00:29:15,145 --> 00:29:16,544 Come in. 513 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,718 Actually, there's nothing special. 514 00:29:22,819 --> 00:29:26,516 Fatty told me you came to the studio. 515 00:29:26,623 --> 00:29:29,353 Please, be honest. Tell me everything. 516 00:29:33,496 --> 00:29:36,659 In fact, I wanted to tell you 517 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,892 that thing... 518 00:29:39,102 --> 00:29:41,593 it's me who wrote poems for Albert. 519 00:29:42,138 --> 00:29:45,574 He was busy, so... 520 00:29:48,778 --> 00:29:51,178 I helped him. 521 00:29:51,648 --> 00:29:53,138 He paid me. 522 00:29:54,117 --> 00:29:57,109 One hundred dollars each. Not bad. 523 00:29:58,521 --> 00:30:01,115 I didn't know they were all for you. 524 00:30:02,025 --> 00:30:04,755 You didn't know? They all have my name on. 525 00:30:05,161 --> 00:30:08,688 He only told me it was you a few days ago 526 00:30:12,001 --> 00:30:14,367 I got this the third day. 527 00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:17,303 Listen. I just did it for the money, 528 00:30:17,473 --> 00:30:20,101 also you're pretty and he's handsome, 529 00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:23,279 it's a good match, right? 530 00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:25,204 That's not what you wrote. 531 00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:28,977 You said even if someone was deaf, dumb, handicapped 532 00:30:29,085 --> 00:30:30,177 poor or uneducated, 533 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:32,447 if they do love each other... 534 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,453 That's not true. 535 00:30:36,059 --> 00:30:37,617 So what's reality, then? 536 00:30:39,863 --> 00:30:41,763 The truth is... 537 00:30:45,268 --> 00:30:46,758 I'm in love with you. 538 00:30:59,883 --> 00:31:01,646 Sharon... 539 00:31:02,285 --> 00:31:03,809 Please don't misunderstand. 540 00:31:05,221 --> 00:31:06,654 Even though I love you, 541 00:31:07,357 --> 00:31:08,824 you don't have to love me. 542 00:31:10,059 --> 00:31:11,720 You can still love someone else. 543 00:31:12,929 --> 00:31:14,294 I won't stop you doing anything 544 00:31:15,565 --> 00:31:17,226 I just want to keep it in my heart, 545 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,998 both now 546 00:31:22,438 --> 00:31:23,871 and in the future. 547 00:31:24,073 --> 00:31:26,166 I'm serious. 548 00:31:26,943 --> 00:31:28,433 If I said... 549 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,372 I was also in love with you, then what? 550 00:31:52,435 --> 00:31:53,732 Oh, I almost forgot! 551 00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:54,959 What? 552 00:31:55,171 --> 00:31:56,468 You just said 'if' 553 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:04,641 I need to go to the bathroom, sorry. 554 00:32:09,285 --> 00:32:11,344 Sharon, the director wants you. 555 00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:18,150 Have you decided if you're coming to America for shooting or not? 556 00:32:18,695 --> 00:32:21,186 Well... it's for whole six months. 557 00:32:21,464 --> 00:32:25,195 Please don't turn me down, I think you're the best person for the job. 558 00:33:12,315 --> 00:33:13,805 I can't do it. 559 00:33:14,550 --> 00:33:17,986 God will strike me down if I love my master. 560 00:33:19,255 --> 00:33:20,244 As soon as I make my decision, 561 00:33:20,423 --> 00:33:22,618 I'll tell you, okay? Bye 562 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,058 Okay. 563 00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:27,284 Fai 564 00:33:33,169 --> 00:33:35,228 I can't believe it! 565 00:33:35,605 --> 00:33:38,836 Wanderer face many obstacles. 566 00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:40,532 However, Fai never expected to 567 00:33:40,743 --> 00:33:43,735 encounter such racial discrimination. 568 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,441 Hey, buddy, where are we going? 569 00:33:46,682 --> 00:33:48,479 We're off for the chop, mate. 570 00:33:49,052 --> 00:33:51,885 Who are you, anyway? How come you're on our truck? 571 00:33:53,122 --> 00:33:56,990 What kind of pig are you? With golden hair? And long tail? 572 00:33:57,193 --> 00:33:58,854 It's a cloned pig. 573 00:33:59,062 --> 00:34:02,429 Cheap with low IQ, low standard also. 574 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:05,395 I'm in the wrong place, 575 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,162 I have to ask the driver to stop the truck. 576 00:34:07,904 --> 00:34:09,701 Excuse me, buddy, 577 00:34:09,939 --> 00:34:11,497 Don't squeeze in! 578 00:34:11,808 --> 00:34:13,002 Excuse me. 579 00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:14,233 You smell so bad, go away! 580 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:15,742 What? As smelly as you? 581 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:17,339 Throw him off the truck. 582 00:34:17,447 --> 00:34:21,144 Excuse me, please stop wagging your tail. It smells so bad! 583 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,649 Stop pressing my ass! Are you gay or something? 584 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,319 Even if I was, would I screw you? 585 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:28,683 Albert! 586 00:34:36,432 --> 00:34:37,899 Hey, how come you drank so much? 587 00:34:40,937 --> 00:34:42,871 Sharon turned me down. 588 00:34:44,674 --> 00:34:45,800 Why? 589 00:34:46,976 --> 00:34:51,743 She told me she never wants any more... 590 00:34:51,981 --> 00:34:54,973 poems that you wrote for me 591 00:34:57,820 --> 00:34:59,549 What a mess! 592 00:35:00,256 --> 00:35:03,817 This world is full of women, you can find someone else. 593 00:35:04,193 --> 00:35:06,923 It's because... I... I... 594 00:35:07,597 --> 00:35:10,760 Albert... 595 00:35:11,501 --> 00:35:12,968 Never mind him. 596 00:35:13,536 --> 00:35:15,766 He's used to be a loser. 597 00:35:17,106 --> 00:35:20,098 Uncle Fook. I want to ask you something. 598 00:35:20,309 --> 00:35:22,641 I know, you're in love with Sharon, right? 599 00:35:22,845 --> 00:35:24,005 How do you know? 600 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:27,944 I've been a dog for so many years, I should know a thing or two. 601 00:35:29,318 --> 00:35:32,685 I'm so confusing now, I don't know what I should do. 602 00:35:33,456 --> 00:35:35,890 I know of a similar case. 603 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,060 A dog became human after an accident. 604 00:35:38,161 --> 00:35:39,389 How is he now? 605 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:43,960 Well, he got married and had kids, twins! 606 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,036 Well, if you want to be human, 607 00:35:48,337 --> 00:35:50,498 you have to have sex. Lose your virginity. 608 00:35:50,806 --> 00:35:51,932 Lose my virginity? 609 00:35:55,478 --> 00:35:56,445 Cathy! 610 00:35:56,712 --> 00:35:57,701 It's good to see you! 611 00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:59,641 I need your help. It's urgent. 612 00:36:00,016 --> 00:36:01,210 Haircut? 613 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,078 Go on up. 614 00:36:03,186 --> 00:36:04,676 No... I'm not coming for haircut. 615 00:36:04,887 --> 00:36:08,084 Last time, at my home, I was wrong. 616 00:36:08,191 --> 00:36:09,658 I'm so sorry. 617 00:36:09,825 --> 00:36:11,759 Never mind. 618 00:36:11,861 --> 00:36:14,295 I'm a woman. Not your type. 619 00:36:14,397 --> 00:36:15,523 No, you are my perfect type! 620 00:36:15,731 --> 00:36:17,596 Last time, I couldn't, but now I can, 621 00:36:17,767 --> 00:36:19,462 so if you have time now, 622 00:36:19,569 --> 00:36:21,764 let's... 623 00:36:21,871 --> 00:36:24,169 finish the whole thing... 624 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,635 No way. 625 00:36:29,345 --> 00:36:30,277 What are you doing? 626 00:36:30,379 --> 00:36:33,678 Please, please! Help me! I have no choice! 627 00:36:33,849 --> 00:36:34,747 Leave me alone! 628 00:36:36,118 --> 00:36:38,052 Well? Still feel good? 629 00:36:38,521 --> 00:36:39,886 Higher... 630 00:36:40,790 --> 00:36:42,121 Sofa... 631 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,383 No! Upstairs... 632 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:46,421 - Okay! Go upstairs! Quick! - Still feeling good? 633 00:36:46,529 --> 00:36:48,053 Harder! 634 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,893 The left leg... Harder... 635 00:36:51,234 --> 00:36:52,861 Yes! 636 00:36:53,269 --> 00:36:54,429 Good! 637 00:36:54,704 --> 00:36:56,171 Impossible! 638 00:36:58,507 --> 00:36:59,940 Is the rhythm too fast? 639 00:37:00,910 --> 00:37:02,036 It's great! 640 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,407 Oh! Yeah! 641 00:37:04,814 --> 00:37:06,281 Oh! Baby! 642 00:37:08,217 --> 00:37:10,185 Keep it going! Keep it going! 643 00:37:14,123 --> 00:37:16,148 Wait! Wait! Do it yourself! 644 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:18,925 Excuse me, I have to go get ready. 645 00:37:19,128 --> 00:37:19,924 What are you looking for? 646 00:37:20,062 --> 00:37:20,960 Putting on some ointment! 647 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,296 Hurry! 648 00:37:22,398 --> 00:37:23,422 Won't be long. 649 00:37:32,742 --> 00:37:33,868 Where are you going? 650 00:37:55,031 --> 00:37:56,225 Sharon?! 651 00:38:11,881 --> 00:38:14,111 Everything you wrote and said was faked! 652 00:38:16,452 --> 00:38:18,682 Sharon... 653 00:38:19,155 --> 00:38:22,022 I did it because of you! 654 00:38:22,124 --> 00:38:23,113 Leave me alone! 655 00:38:23,225 --> 00:38:24,487 Sharon! 656 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,129 Oh! My God! 657 00:38:35,371 --> 00:38:36,861 Are you two... 658 00:38:39,675 --> 00:38:43,975 Oh, forget it. I'll explain to her later. 659 00:38:54,357 --> 00:38:56,791 By the way, can we continue? 660 00:39:02,431 --> 00:39:04,262 Sharon came and made steak for me. 661 00:39:05,334 --> 00:39:06,665 So go and eat yourself. 662 00:39:12,108 --> 00:39:15,236 Is it Sahara or Gobi Desert? 663 00:39:15,578 --> 00:39:17,944 Fai doesn't dare to think about it anymore 664 00:39:18,247 --> 00:39:21,683 Fai was beginning to think he'd spend the rest of his life here, 665 00:39:21,884 --> 00:39:26,082 until a bunch of vans gave him hope. 666 00:39:27,123 --> 00:39:31,082 What the hell? So many vans? 667 00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:38,991 It's rare for Hong Kong Tycoons to come to The Great North-West. 668 00:39:39,435 --> 00:39:43,132 For them to notice Fai is a pure miracle. 669 00:39:43,572 --> 00:39:45,733 Wait for me, tycoons! 670 00:39:48,878 --> 00:39:50,573 I'm from Hong Kong! 671 00:39:50,746 --> 00:39:52,270 Wait for me! 672 00:39:53,582 --> 00:39:55,049 Remember to ring Derek in Hong Kong! 673 00:39:55,418 --> 00:39:56,214 I already did. 674 00:39:58,421 --> 00:39:59,388 That's alright, then. 675 00:40:14,170 --> 00:40:15,194 Look. 676 00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:17,202 There's a dog over there. 677 00:40:17,406 --> 00:40:18,464 He keeps chasing us. 678 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:22,402 Excuse me, driver, can you stop for a while? 679 00:40:33,289 --> 00:40:35,018 Hello, doggy... 680 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,419 What's the matter? How come you're so dirty? 681 00:40:37,526 --> 00:40:39,551 Madam Sweet, we have to catch our flight. 682 00:40:40,696 --> 00:40:43,460 He's so sad. I want to bring him back to Hong Kong. 683 00:40:43,799 --> 00:40:46,324 Say good-bye to Great North-West! Bye bye! 684 00:40:46,602 --> 00:40:49,298 At last, I can go back to Hong Kong! 685 00:40:50,506 --> 00:40:52,701 Fai, wake up? Are you sick? 686 00:40:54,009 --> 00:40:58,139 Wake up! You've been sleeping for two days! 687 00:40:58,314 --> 00:40:59,474 Wake up! 688 00:40:59,682 --> 00:41:01,206 I don't want to work! 689 00:41:01,317 --> 00:41:04,753 What work? We're all unemployed now! 690 00:41:06,322 --> 00:41:07,448 Let's go. 691 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:10,781 Go! 692 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,828 Don't be so noisy, I don't want to go anywhere. 693 00:41:15,231 --> 00:41:17,995 Okay, 694 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,100 if you don't' go, then she'll go. 695 00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:23,760 What? 696 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,241 Sharon's going to work overseas! 697 00:41:26,342 --> 00:41:29,175 America! USA! 698 00:41:30,513 --> 00:41:32,140 You really don't need me to come? 699 00:41:32,515 --> 00:41:34,449 Let me get things organized first. 700 00:41:36,685 --> 00:41:39,347 It would be great to have Christmas in New York. 701 00:41:39,588 --> 00:41:42,318 Snowing must be very romantic. 702 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,094 Have you finished packing yet? So much stuff. 703 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:49,127 I may not come back. 704 00:41:49,598 --> 00:41:50,656 After finishing this film, 705 00:41:50,933 --> 00:41:52,764 if I can find a job over there, I may stay. 706 00:41:54,570 --> 00:41:56,231 Really? 707 00:41:56,872 --> 00:41:58,897 Won't you miss Hong Kong? 708 00:41:59,708 --> 00:42:00,732 I would, 709 00:42:02,678 --> 00:42:04,475 if Man was still here. 710 00:42:06,749 --> 00:42:09,411 Wow! So many steaks! 711 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:12,287 If you don't want them, I'll take them. 712 00:42:12,588 --> 00:42:15,580 Leave them alone. I'll cook them tonight. 713 00:42:16,225 --> 00:42:17,658 Don't get mad. 714 00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:19,521 Don't you said you care about nothing!? 715 00:42:23,632 --> 00:42:26,032 Albert, can you help me one last time? 716 00:42:28,470 --> 00:42:29,528 How much do you need? 717 00:42:29,638 --> 00:42:30,969 Not that. 718 00:42:31,607 --> 00:42:32,938 To be honest, 719 00:42:33,442 --> 00:42:34,909 I used to be a dog, 720 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:37,171 and I want to become a dog again. 721 00:42:37,279 --> 00:42:38,610 You've got to help me as you're a vet. 722 00:42:39,481 --> 00:42:41,642 I'd never have guessed you're even crazier than me. 723 00:42:42,451 --> 00:42:45,147 No. If I can't turn back into a dog, I can't go to America with Sharon. 724 00:42:46,722 --> 00:42:48,189 Take some pills to calm yourself down. 725 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:50,890 I'm Man! 726 00:42:51,126 --> 00:42:53,458 Sharon's dog. The Golden Retriever! 727 00:42:53,562 --> 00:42:56,030 The dog you said 'you wanted to fix'! 728 00:42:56,465 --> 00:42:58,524 Do you know how expensive these medicine due? 729 00:43:08,677 --> 00:43:10,269 They're expensive? 730 00:43:16,752 --> 00:43:17,912 Where's Uncle Fook? 731 00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:23,758 Where's he? 732 00:43:25,594 --> 00:43:27,926 He was fine when I fed him this morning, 733 00:43:30,265 --> 00:43:32,165 then... 734 00:44:01,397 --> 00:44:02,694 You're back. 735 00:44:03,532 --> 00:44:06,262 It's my home. Of course I'm back. 736 00:44:06,568 --> 00:44:09,059 Do you know how hard I've been looking for you? 737 00:44:09,805 --> 00:44:11,363 What's the big deal? 738 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,438 I've just been on a tour to China. 739 00:44:14,877 --> 00:44:17,903 Say no more! Let's go back to the fishpond and exchange bodies! 740 00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:20,705 Again? Aren't you scared of dying? 741 00:44:21,150 --> 00:44:22,913 What? You don't want to turn back into a human? 742 00:44:23,519 --> 00:44:24,645 Being a dog is a good life. 743 00:44:24,753 --> 00:44:26,311 I can eat, sleep, play 744 00:44:26,488 --> 00:44:28,319 No need to work, I like it. 745 00:44:29,591 --> 00:44:30,990 You want to keep being a dog? 746 00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:35,489 Of course. I've been adopted by a lady tycoon Madam Sweet. 747 00:44:35,664 --> 00:44:38,292 I enjoy my life very much! 748 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,833 Also, she's so wealthy and 749 00:44:41,003 --> 00:44:42,698 if she passes away 750 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,796 I'm set for life! 751 00:44:45,074 --> 00:44:46,735 I will be the richest dog in the world! 752 00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:50,000 This can't be. 753 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,872 If I don't turn back, 754 00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:55,579 I can't go to America with Sharon. 755 00:44:56,118 --> 00:44:57,142 You stupid dog! 756 00:44:57,252 --> 00:44:59,243 Just buy yourself a ticket and go. 757 00:44:59,354 --> 00:45:00,719 Forget about you. 758 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:02,984 I just came to get my porno VCD back. 759 00:45:03,192 --> 00:45:05,490 I like to watch pornos while I bath. 760 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:06,889 So great! 761 00:45:07,062 --> 00:45:10,327 Keep being a human, you stupid dog! 762 00:45:14,636 --> 00:45:16,228 You like to bathe? 763 00:45:17,072 --> 00:45:18,232 Okay, back to the fishpond fist! 764 00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:04,078 Let me go! 765 00:46:04,853 --> 00:46:07,788 Let me go! Are you crazy? 766 00:46:07,856 --> 00:46:08,652 Let me go! 767 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:13,718 I want to be a dog... I want to be a dog again! 768 00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:48,260 Miss Lee! Just arrived? 769 00:46:48,463 --> 00:46:49,623 Where's Fai? 770 00:46:49,731 --> 00:46:51,255 He told me he was taking a dog to the fishpond 771 00:46:51,366 --> 00:46:53,596 and chop it up. How inhuman! 772 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:02,842 Are you for real? 773 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:10,483 Don't do it! 774 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:13,346 This time, we'll be killed! 775 00:47:17,326 --> 00:47:19,157 Please! No! I beg you! 776 00:47:37,679 --> 00:47:40,147 Calm down! Calm down! 777 00:47:40,249 --> 00:47:41,477 We'll be killed! 778 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:43,183 If I can't be with Sharon, 779 00:47:43,886 --> 00:47:45,012 I'd rather die! 780 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,115 Well, let's make a deal. 781 00:47:48,223 --> 00:47:50,350 Wait till I get the lady tycoon's money, 782 00:47:50,525 --> 00:47:51,753 I'll give you half. 783 00:47:52,794 --> 00:47:53,920 Really, I'm serious. 784 00:47:54,129 --> 00:47:56,393 I can't wait that long! 785 00:47:56,698 --> 00:47:59,292 If I have money, I can find other people 786 00:47:59,401 --> 00:48:01,494 to exchange the body with you. 787 00:48:01,703 --> 00:48:02,761 Please calm down! 788 00:48:07,809 --> 00:48:09,071 Help! I can't swim! 789 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:14,546 Man! 790 00:48:28,263 --> 00:48:29,662 You are really crazy? 791 00:48:34,102 --> 00:48:35,000 Man! 792 00:48:46,281 --> 00:48:47,179 Fai! 793 00:48:51,153 --> 00:48:51,983 Fai! 794 00:48:53,288 --> 00:48:56,018 Fai! Fai... 795 00:49:52,147 --> 00:49:53,239 Man! 796 00:50:26,448 --> 00:50:27,779 Help! 797 00:50:31,453 --> 00:50:32,442 Fai! 798 00:50:32,754 --> 00:50:33,948 Fai! Are you okay? 799 00:50:34,623 --> 00:50:35,920 Come back here! 800 00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:39,156 I've found Man! 801 00:50:39,528 --> 00:50:43,726 Fai! I've found Man! 802 00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:13,119 Who's that so damn early? 803 00:51:15,163 --> 00:51:17,927 No need to work? It's already twelve and you're still asleep! 804 00:51:21,470 --> 00:51:23,961 How can I reward you for helping me find Man? 805 00:51:27,409 --> 00:51:28,876 Cook him for me! 806 00:51:29,277 --> 00:51:30,244 What? 807 00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:34,212 Just kidding, because I'm so hungry. 808 00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:36,278 I've bought some steak. 809 00:51:37,652 --> 00:51:38,880 Steak? 810 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,190 You don't like it? Okay. 811 00:51:42,424 --> 00:51:43,982 Whatever, I'm not fussy. 812 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:46,382 How about pork chop? 813 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:48,154 Do I looked liked a piece of pork chop to you? 814 00:52:05,313 --> 00:52:07,941 Cathy says 'Hi'. 815 00:52:10,519 --> 00:52:11,850 Cathy? 816 00:52:16,558 --> 00:52:19,959 How did Man know the way to your place here? 817 00:52:20,362 --> 00:52:23,889 Why did you go to the fishpond? 818 00:52:24,366 --> 00:52:29,668 Actually, he... I... 819 00:52:30,138 --> 00:52:31,503 Don't know either. 820 00:52:34,376 --> 00:52:37,140 Are you hiding anything from me? 821 00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:42,307 According to my father... 822 00:52:42,751 --> 00:52:45,948 knowing so much can be a burden. 823 00:52:59,734 --> 00:53:01,895 Hey, did Sharon notice anything? 824 00:53:02,704 --> 00:53:03,864 No. 825 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:06,167 Don't keep asking. It's so annoying. 826 00:53:06,675 --> 00:53:08,666 Lucky we didn't die from the electricity. 827 00:53:10,845 --> 00:53:12,506 How come you don't live with that lady tycoon? 828 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:15,241 She's nuts! 829 00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:18,147 I went there last night. She has over ten dogs. 830 00:53:18,253 --> 00:53:20,084 I won't even get a buck. 831 00:53:21,356 --> 00:53:24,120 It's better to be with Sharon. 832 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,692 Sharon's so nice to me and she's pretty... 833 00:53:27,095 --> 00:53:29,427 Don't even do anything! 834 00:53:29,898 --> 00:53:31,126 Don't be that stupid! 835 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,597 Tarzan took me out to chase girls last night. 836 00:53:33,702 --> 00:53:35,294 And I attracted so many girls. 837 00:53:36,438 --> 00:53:38,963 You should be grateful that you look so great! 838 00:53:39,074 --> 00:53:40,371 Otherwise, you won't have so many girls! 839 00:53:41,076 --> 00:53:42,634 Tell me, how exciting it was? 840 00:53:43,545 --> 00:53:46,070 You can't be a dog this way. 841 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,341 Hold like this! 842 00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:48,573 Hold with your mouth! 843 00:53:49,217 --> 00:53:52,550 You've got to learn this... 844 00:53:52,821 --> 00:53:55,289 How can you be a dog if you don't know how to hold this way? 845 00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:58,415 Remember, you are a dog! 846 00:53:58,526 --> 00:53:59,823 Salute! 847 00:54:00,962 --> 00:54:03,089 I don't know what kind of ending it'll be for Sharon and I will be 848 00:54:03,298 --> 00:54:05,198 I only know that I'm a such dog 849 00:54:05,734 --> 00:54:07,895 and will be loyal to her forever 1 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:26,917 Don't look at me. 2 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,319 Can't you go and keep the girls company? 3 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,366 Hey, there's a new Richard Gere movie coming. 4 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:51,107 What? How can you fancy such an old guy? 5 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,901 His ass still looks fine to me. 6 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,241 I prefer Sean Connery. 7 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,042 Oh, no. He's old enough to be my grandpa. 8 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,449 The older the bottle, the finer the wine. 9 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,043 But, you don't understand it. 10 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:06,821 I go to gym everyday. See, how Fit I am. 11 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,924 - You only go and check out the guys. - Crazy! 12 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,494 Which gym has the most hunks? 13 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,960 You can't trust any handsome guy. 14 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:18,168 They'll definitely fool around. 15 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,362 All the handsome guys are not trustworthy. 16 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:23,974 I just want a guy who's talented 17 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,737 and sweet. 18 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,471 Who needs tong term relationship? 19 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,850 Too many studs, too little time. 20 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,947 For one night only. 21 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,416 No man can last for one whole night. 22 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,715 They are so weak. 23 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,918 They just can make love for 131/2 minutes. 24 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,820 Do you carry a stopwatch? When you are... 25 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:44,928 No... 26 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:47,565 I read it in a newspaper, they have the survey. 27 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,770 Actually, I've checked my watch before. 28 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,996 That doesn't sound very romantic. 29 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:57,470 You can have someone without having sex. 30 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,675 Just cuddling is enough. 31 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:03,140 Just hugging? That won't satisfy him. 32 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,144 He shouldn't take you for granted 33 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,753 You have to be able to say 'No'! 34 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,316 Man! 35 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,524 Don't be so naughty! You can't do that! 36 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:16,318 You damn hound! Don't touch my sensitive point! 37 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,859 If I can't score tonight, I'll cook you! 38 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:21,927 Oh, my God! You even attract dogs! 39 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,033 Are men that different from dogs? 40 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,828 If I can meet a loyal guy liked Man, 41 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:26,928 I'd be satisfied. 42 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,305 - Are you expecting someone? - No. 43 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,504 Did you order a pizza? Let's see if he's cute! 44 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,243 Hi! 45 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,574 Jason! 46 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,377 Sharon! 47 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,583 I was just passing 48 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,620 so I thought I'd drop by. 49 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:47,159 I've got company. 50 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,759 It's okay. 51 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:51,328 I didn't know it you were for dinner? 52 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,427 Dinner? Okay! 53 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,263 Just let me get changed. I'm free. 54 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,499 Just say no', 55 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,941 she'll drop everything for a cute guy. 56 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,142 Saying isn't the same as doing. 57 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:11,242 I'll bet he'll have his way with Sharon tonight. 58 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:14,281 He kept staring up my thigh. No manner! 59 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,921 Worse! When I bent over, he looked down my breast! 60 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,058 Forget it. Let's decide where to eat. 61 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,460 How could you choose this guy? He's a jerk. 62 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,301 No way, I looked too fat. 63 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:33,631 What are you doing? 64 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,536 You're not pretty, your legs are too long, your eyes are too big. 65 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,576 All my girlfriends are prettier than you. See how ugly you are! 66 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:41,936 Don't bother about your clothes. 67 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,174 They'll be taken off in the end. Better wear more. 68 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,011 Let's go down and check him out. 69 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:58,489 What? Last night you left your bra at my place? 70 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,624 What bra? 71 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,525 Oh! We are all the same, 72 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,069 horny dogs. 73 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,067 Please, don't do anything to my master. You can do it to me! 74 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,666 Or I'll do it to you. 75 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:15,038 Please, don't go. See, I'm ready! 76 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,381 Man, go back! Don't be that naughty! 77 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,851 Nice dog. Good dog... 78 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,948 Be a good boy, okay? 79 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,561 Man, go back! 80 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:31,963 Be a good boy, okay? 81 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,462 Sorry about that! He's usually so good. 82 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,001 I trained him myself. 83 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,034 I used to own some dogs myself. 84 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,070 Where are we going for dinner? 85 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,472 Let's take my car... 86 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,443 Okay. 87 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,046 I've tried my best and you're still being cheated, 88 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:50,342 silly girl. 89 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:58,916 Every dog deserves it, 90 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,092 all dogs want it. 91 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:06,262 It's new dish! 92 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,459 Doesn't your pet deserve 93 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,636 the chance and taste this sensational new dog food? 94 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,038 Do you want to own it? 95 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,402 Damn, that looks tasty! 96 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,869 The new King of the food 97 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,172 - is available in all supermarkets. - Yummy! 98 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:26,042 Man... Are you here? 99 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,551 What's happening? 100 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,084 Come on over. I've got something to tell you. 101 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,390 Okay. Go to my backyard first. 102 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,524 Hey, I've dated a new girlfriend. 103 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,056 What breed? 104 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,893 A Chihuahua. Her name is Gigi. 105 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:45,304 She smells so fine! 106 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,999 Chihuahua is so small, you are so heavy! 107 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,006 Never mind, I did it with a Shih Tzu before. 108 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,509 It's great! 109 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,178 Help! Help! 110 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:59,615 Saby, what's the matter? You being robbed? 111 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,013 No. My mistress has brought another guy home. 112 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,154 Never mind. 113 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,792 Her husband has a girlfriend in Mandarin. 114 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,724 It's only fair! 115 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,362 Help! 116 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:16,228 My Master always beats me! He's more of an animal than I am! 117 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:20,771 My master hasn't come back in 2 days, and I'm starving to death! 118 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,567 My master committed suicide 3 days ago, but no one knows. 119 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:28,242 What are you complaining about? This is a dog's life! 120 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,405 Be reborn as a human in your next life! 121 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,980 No! Anything but that! 122 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:36,982 He hasn't called me for three days. 123 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,080 What's he playing at? 124 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,094 Men are liked that. 125 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:46,129 If you keep checking up on him, he'll run off. 126 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:47,760 Did you do it with him yet? 127 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,864 No, of course not! 128 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,162 Don't lie to me! 129 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:57,604 If he hadn't scored already, he wouldn't have vanished. 130 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,235 The fastest you did with him, the quickest he vanished. 131 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,943 I didn't mean to, 132 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:08,009 but I had some wine with dinner, and so... 133 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:13,017 No big deal. If you're both happy, that's okay. 134 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,925 I don't' want to play around. 135 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,824 I want a steady relationship. 136 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,022 Did your dog die? 137 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,263 Damn you! Man is the best friend I've got! 138 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,338 Then that's good enough. 139 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,503 I've got to run. Bye. 140 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:30,865 Man! 141 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:34,441 Man, how did you open the car door? 142 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,979 Come out of here. 143 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,879 Do you want to drive? 144 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,751 Come out of here, Man! 145 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,218 Man, be a good boy! 146 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,582 Come out of here! 147 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:50,159 I don't have time to play with you today. 148 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,662 Don't make a mess, 149 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,298 and I'll cook a steak for you tonight. 150 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:55,128 Promise to me. Hand! 151 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,495 Good boy! 152 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,870 Hey, don't tease me. 153 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,364 You're so nasty! 154 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,274 Oh, please. 155 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,075 What's the name of the propsman? 156 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,078 His name is Fai. 157 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:15,920 Wow, that's so exciting! 158 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:20,185 Hang up or I'll throw you out of the car. Exciting enough? 159 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:21,959 My boss is scolding me now. Gotta go. 160 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,764 Okay. I love you. 161 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,558 Bye! 162 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,503 How long have you been dating? 163 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,438 You already said 'I love you'? 164 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,804 It's not serious. 165 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,976 I'm someone who needs love every day. 166 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,442 It's here. That rundown place on the right. 167 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,515 King Fai' Building? 168 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,053 This is the place. He's a bit crazy. 169 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:58,892 He inherited the set design business, that's why he's reliable. 170 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:03,626 What are you doing? 171 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,130 He's really smelly. 172 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,468 Fai, open the door! 173 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,167 My boss is here. Get dressed and open up! 174 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:12,466 Get dressed? 175 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,741 Last time, I came he opened the door naked! 176 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,814 What? 177 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,787 Don't be scared. I've got my shorts on. 178 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,726 - Are you Mr. Fai? - So? 179 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,187 Would you kindly brush your teeth first? 180 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,430 Come in and stop being a pain! 181 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,063 How the hell can you call me so early? 182 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:48,278 You want to borrow porno VCDs! You didn't return the other one yet! 183 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,678 He really is a horny guy! 184 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,244 I already got that one 185 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,021 But I only have the LD version. 186 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:02,018 Fatty? I dubbed a copy for him! 187 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,762 Honestly, is he the best we could get for the money? 188 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,465 Can't you tell he's the cheapest? 189 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,166 Come on over later, 190 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,529 and don't forget my VCDs. 191 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,771 So, you want the set finished by next week? 192 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,110 Yes. 193 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,211 Are you shooting in the studio next door? 194 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,551 Yes. 195 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,145 Have you seen the designs? 196 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,250 Designs? Let me see... 197 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,204 Let's go. I don't like to work with someone so unprofessional. 198 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,877 Impossible! 199 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:03,218 The material isn't solid enough for such a wide base, 200 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:08,054 but I know how to fix it. It'll be cheaper, too. 201 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,328 Also, next time, don't write in English. I don't understand. 202 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,997 No problem. You can call the shots. 203 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,937 Also, can you please stop playing with yourself? 204 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,972 Sorry, wherever I think, I have to scratch. 205 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,175 Okay, then continue, please. 206 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,978 What are you thinking? 207 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,052 Nothing yet. 208 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,893 Scratch harder, can you? I have to meet the director. 209 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,088 Get scratching! 210 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,262 Come on! 211 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:54,500 I'm too tired! If you're in such a hurry, give me a hand. 212 00:12:56,575 --> 00:13:00,272 Sandy, go and scratch him. 213 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,778 Me? 214 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,439 Don't give me so much pressure. 215 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,578 See? It's bleeding. 216 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,452 What are you angry about? 217 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,289 You can ring him, instead of waiting for him to ring you. 218 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,623 Yes, that's the way! 219 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,331 Let me guess, 220 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,403 the line was engaged. 221 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,373 What the hell? Service cancelled? 222 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,904 What a new trick! I'm impressed! 223 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,643 Damn it! 224 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,508 Why are you so upset? You should be used to this by now. 225 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,909 Bastard! You never told me you'd changed your number. 226 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,880 Stupid bastard! 227 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,385 Handsome guys are no good! 228 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,450 How could I have been so stupid! 229 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,755 I'll never date a handsome guy again! 230 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,556 How can I be so dump? 231 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,797 Honestly, I don't like to see her unhappy, 232 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,399 but every time 233 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,594 she cooks steaks to relieve her anger. I can't stop her doing it. 234 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:01,234 Wow! Yummy! 235 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,777 Why do men are all liked that? 236 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,506 Why does it always turn out liked this? 237 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:22,121 Man, come here. 238 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,266 You're the only one who treats me well. 239 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,705 Go ahead and cry. Let your feelings out. 240 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,468 I'll comfort you because I'm your dog, 241 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,608 but please don't overcook the steaks. 242 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,284 If I get married one day, 243 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:50,783 I'd make my house warm and comfortable. 244 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:55,684 I'll definitely be a great wife 245 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,029 and Mom as well. 246 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,824 Right? 247 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,800 Where are all the good guys? 248 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,601 If you were a guy, Man, you'd be perfect! 249 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,800 You're handsome, kind, 250 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,274 you look after me so well. 251 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,274 If you can write love letters to me... 252 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,643 That'd be perfect! 253 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:27,716 Man, there's no need to be scared of thunder. 254 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:33,396 Such a sacredly dog. You've been that way since you are a puppy. 255 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,096 You can sleep here, 256 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,332 but don't pee, or I'll spank you. 257 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,012 Did you fart? 258 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,548 It's so smelly! 259 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,953 Excuse me, Miss. My dog has the runs. 260 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,662 I'm in such a hurry, can you treat him now? 261 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,497 Okay... 262 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,091 King of the food? 263 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,464 Yummy! 264 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,737 Is he experienced? 265 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,470 He's the substitute vet. 266 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,478 May, you look great! Did you lose some weight? 267 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,340 None of your business! 268 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,780 Don't' be that way. We can still be friends. 269 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,646 Call me, okay? 270 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,654 Doctor Lai. 271 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,698 Man, don't be liked that! 272 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,367 He has the runs. 273 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,605 Can you check him over? 274 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,278 Of course... I bring you... no... 275 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,449 You bring him to the examination table. 276 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,222 Be good! Let the doctor examine you. 277 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,727 And don't bark at him! 278 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,354 The one you... no... 279 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:17,424 I mean... what colour is his excitement? 280 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:21,062 A kind of bluish, yellowy brown. 281 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,133 Does it smell really bad? 282 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,270 About the same. 283 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,136 A few days ago, 284 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:32,306 I gave him some undercooked steak. That's why... 285 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,282 Maybe that... I like steak, too. 286 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,378 But, it has to be well done. 287 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,915 I know this great steak house in Central. 288 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,084 Could you treat my dog first? 289 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,521 Of course. 290 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,329 I've already checked him over. 291 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,527 Has he been fixed yet? 292 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,569 No, not yet. 293 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,632 You, four eyes! Don't even think about it! 294 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,797 If you are not planning for breeding... 295 00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:58,970 No, I mean... 296 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,636 If you are not planning to use him for breeding 297 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,177 I suggest you have him 'done' 298 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,546 Screw you, four eyes! You touch my ball, I break your face! 299 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,380 Man, don't be liked that! 300 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,148 See how bad tempered he is? 301 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,348 If you are going to fix... No... 302 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,822 If you get him fixed, I'll give you a discount. 303 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,255 Let me think about it. I don't have time now. 304 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,896 Well, you can always call me. 305 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,625 My name is Albert. I'm just substituting for Dr. Chow today. 306 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,064 This is the address and number of my clinic, 307 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:26,102 and here's my home number and mobile. 308 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,364 Excuse me. 309 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,604 Yes, okay... Tell the director I'm on my way. 310 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,873 Start shooting without me. 311 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,005 My name is Albert. 312 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,879 That's fine. Thank you. 313 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,146 Remember, call me. 314 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,845 Sorry, I'm in a rush. 315 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:45,714 Okay. 316 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,117 Actually, I'm off now. Maybe I could give you a ride. 317 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,389 No, thanks. 318 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,797 Sharon! 319 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,195 Are the models ready yet? 320 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,070 Almost. How come you brought your dog? 321 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,301 He's not well. I just took him to the vet. 322 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,504 Your set has been changed. Everything is different. 323 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,942 - What? - Come on! 324 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,349 Damn it! 325 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,922 Director, how come you moved everything? 326 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,922 I don't mean that. 327 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,996 I just want the set to be more simple, okay? 328 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,259 So, you don't want it, right? 329 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,493 The set looks too flat. 330 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,601 Sharon! 331 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,498 Grace, didn't we confirm 332 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,233 the storyboards at the meeting? 333 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:40,203 How come everything is different now? 334 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,481 Plain is better. We'll see how the shoot goes. 335 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,911 If you don't mind wasting time, fine! 336 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,609 But, I don't think we can finish tonight. 337 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,815 If It can't be finished, 338 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,881 we'll reshoot until it's right, 339 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,958 We'll do our best, Mr. Lin 340 00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,221 Any problem? 341 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,926 No problem. 342 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:05,202 Perfect. Absolutely no problem. 343 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,778 Actually, if it's not too much trouble, 344 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,971 I don't' want it to be so plain. 345 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,609 I trust your judgment 346 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,417 How long to reset? 347 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:24,778 About fifteen minutes. 348 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,548 Fine. 349 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:34,231 Fai, can you give me a hand moving the boards? 350 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,262 Sharon, don't you think it's too trouble to reset? 351 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:41,930 Just be quick about it, okay? 352 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,069 Just liked I said, the first set was better. 353 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,173 Shut it, Fatty. 354 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,869 You're not paid act liked a designer. 355 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,376 Just my own opinion. 356 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:49,672 Hey, let's go get a sauna after work! 357 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,872 Again? My skin is peeling! 358 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,311 The place we went last time has two new masseurs: Twins! 359 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,451 Wow! We can have them both! 360 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,714 Yeah! 361 00:20:56,822 --> 00:21:00,258 If you two don't stop talking trash, I'll dock your wages! 362 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:07,662 Sometimes, your whole life will change because of a tiny incident. 363 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,663 Actually... I wasn't that scared, 364 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,869 I just didn't want to 365 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,440 make the car dirty. 366 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,073 Action! 367 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,980 Fatty, I'll go home take a nap. Call me when they finish. 368 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,548 You're looking pale. Go easy on the porno VCD! 369 00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:34,257 If I don't have my porn, my life will be too 'dry' 370 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,484 What do you mean by 'dry'? 371 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:37,294 You're really uneducated, you know? 372 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:38,394 Thank you, Professor. 373 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,400 His profile is liked Tom Cruise, 374 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,967 but his sad eyes remind me of Brad Pitt. 375 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:54,004 Sure he has no wedding ring. 376 00:21:56,448 --> 00:22:00,441 How can I make the first move? He's my client! 377 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,717 I'll be so embarrassed 378 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:08,123 if he rejected me. 379 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,721 You? Come here? 380 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:14,296 Oh! No! Forget it. You don't have to come! 381 00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:18,159 I've another incoming call, gotta go. 382 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,837 May I speak to Sharon Lee, please? 383 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,201 Yes? Speaking? 384 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,502 I'm Albert, the vet, I mean, I'm Doctor Lai. 385 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,710 Doctor Lai? How did you get my number? 386 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,778 Actually, I checked the clinic's records. 387 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:34,218 How's your dog? Did you give him the medicine? 388 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,588 Yeah, he's fine, but he seems a bit tired. 389 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,752 Well, that's normal. 390 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:43,018 He'll have the runs until all the bowel is cleaned out. 391 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:46,162 Don't worry. Do you want to have him fixed now? 392 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,266 That's not necessary. Actually, I'm working now, so... 393 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,029 Bye bye! 394 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:53,905 Bye bye. 395 00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:55,772 - Sharon - What? 396 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,374 Which of the models should wear this watch? 397 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,340 Give this to the girl in the white dress. 398 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:04,175 How come you're so wet? 399 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,607 It's pouring outside, 400 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,776 and I had to go to the washroom... 401 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:09,912 Raining? 402 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,216 Ray, can I borrow your umbrella? 403 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,225 Take it. 404 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,356 Man! 405 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,177 Man! 406 00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:40,615 Damn it, it's pissing down! 407 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,152 No power? You're shitting me! 408 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,622 How come it smells so bad? 409 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,898 Shit! 410 00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,738 How come my house is full of shit? 411 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:08,569 Who did it? 412 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,647 Who? 413 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:15,185 You goddamn hound! 414 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,655 You stupid beast! 415 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,018 I haven't eaten dog meat for so long! 416 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,289 Come on out, damn it! 417 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,154 You deserve a good beating! 418 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:31,727 You dare to bark at me? 419 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:42,945 Come here! 420 00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:46,509 Come back here! 421 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:50,585 Get back here! 422 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,322 Hey, you shit in my home and you dare to chase me? 423 00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,389 You goddamn fleabag! 424 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:06,126 I'll kill you or die trying! Come back! 425 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,841 Sharon, the director's looking for you. 426 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,202 I'm looking for Man. 427 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:14,811 He's lost. Can you help me? 428 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:20,144 You damn to run? I'll chop you up! 429 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,982 Stop it! Freeze! 430 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:26,789 I'll kill you! 431 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:30,759 Don't run! 432 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,267 Where do you think you're going? 433 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,504 I have a saw! 434 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,841 And I'll chop you up! 435 00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:55,813 Don't come over here! 436 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,994 Where are you going to? 437 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:15,063 Don't run! 438 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:17,540 You damn dog! Stop it! 439 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,132 Don't go! Let's see where you can run to! 440 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:28,049 Help! Help! 441 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:36,718 Help! 442 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,724 Help! Help! 443 00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,390 I can't swim! 444 00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:44,426 Help! You damn mutt! 445 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:49,005 Brother dog, help me! 446 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,322 Man! 447 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,553 Man! 448 00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:45,390 Where are you? Man! 449 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,270 What's that? 450 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,238 Hands!? 451 00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,221 Damn dog! Are you dead yet? 452 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,964 Hey, a Golden Retriever. Might be worth something. 453 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:35,272 Hey, Ecstasy is a dangerous drug. 454 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,649 Don't take too much! Young man! 455 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,396 What are you doing? 456 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,397 What? Okay, okay. 457 00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:58,166 I'll let you out there. Don't freak out. 458 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:01,132 Hey, you haven't paid yet! 459 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,207 You haven't paid the bill! 460 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:08,138 Do you have money? 461 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,017 No change, right? 462 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,388 Fai! 463 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,851 What the hell do you think you're doing? 464 00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:35,632 What are you doing? You want to molest me? 465 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,558 How do you know I live here? 466 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:43,067 Don't get any closer or I'll call the police! 467 00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:45,306 Sha... I'm... 468 00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:47,810 - Go away! - Sha... 469 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:50,946 I'm... I'm... 470 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,012 Hey, have you seen my dog? 471 00:30:57,121 --> 00:30:59,021 The golden one! Has he come back? 472 00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:01,752 Oh, forget it. Get out of here. 473 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,850 I'm... 474 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:11,828 I'm... 475 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,275 Hello? Police? I've lost my dog. 476 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,349 Not your business? 477 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,053 How can that be? 478 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:32,912 It's the same as losing a car! 479 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:36,255 SPCA? I've lost my dog. 480 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,553 He went missing last night. 481 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,597 He's a golden retriever. 482 00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:42,959 I can pay a reward! 483 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:46,835 Hello? Immigration? 484 00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:49,600 Have you seen a golden retriever leaving Hong Kong? 485 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,899 Yes, he's a dog, not a human. 486 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,874 He could still take a trip! 487 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,846 He's now a homeless dog. 488 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:00,641 You association is for homeless people, right? 489 00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:02,979 Can't you help me to find him? 490 00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:25,942 Man, come back! Man! 491 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,609 I don't want to play hide and seek! 492 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,314 You came back last time! 493 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,751 Man, I've cooked your favourite steak! 494 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:37,386 Come back or I'll give it to next door's dog! 495 00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:41,951 Man! Be good! 496 00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:44,327 Man's dead already! Gimme that steak! 497 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,793 Man 498 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:53,228 Don't go out, or they'll send you to the nuthouse. 499 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,799 I, Am Dog... I, Am Dog... 500 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:01,071 Sharon took care of you because you were a dog 501 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:04,042 and now, you're a human, will she still want you? 502 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:17,086 What? Just a thousand for a golden retriever? 503 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,493 Impossible! Last time the Shih Tzu also worth 800! 504 00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:23,389 Take a look first. Okay. See you later. 505 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,032 Let's go! 506 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,310 Where's my truck? 507 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,746 Who stole my truck? 508 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:22,121 Bad guy! Punk! 509 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,587 You punk. Where'd you go last night? 510 00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:28,730 What's wrong with the drain? There's piss and shit everywhere! 511 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:30,500 What the hell you are doing? 512 00:34:30,968 --> 00:34:32,959 It's shit everywhere! 513 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,534 How can you stand it? Are you a human being? 514 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:43,508 You're still doing it? 515 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,649 I'm out of here! 516 00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:52,514 Fai! Get changed and let's go for lunch! 517 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,151 Lunch? 518 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,235 Hey! What are you doing? 519 00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,110 King... 520 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:19,183 Oh, you want to buy that one? 521 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:36,164 King... Great! King! 522 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,594 What a shame! 523 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:45,006 So young and already a beggar! 524 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,200 Poor guy! 525 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,982 I used to eat steak! 526 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:56,946 Last night, I had dragon meat and bird's nest soup for breakfast. Nutter! 527 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:06,728 Miss, you've stuck up too many posters. That's enough! 528 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,623 Please, just a few more. 529 00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:11,298 If you keep this up, I'll be in trouble. 530 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:16,132 I'll have to take them down anyway. That's quite meaningless. 531 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,309 If you tear them down, I'll call the police! 532 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:20,910 Have you no pity? I've lost my dog! 533 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,878 Sha... ron 534 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:30,347 Dog... Collar 535 00:36:30,454 --> 00:36:32,354 - That's Man's collar! - I... found it... 536 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:33,814 Where did you find it? 537 00:36:34,158 --> 00:36:38,060 Dog collar... Here... Fishpond... 538 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,523 Man! Where are you? Man! 539 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:43,464 - Water... - Come back home, Man! 540 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,034 Man, where are you? 541 00:36:47,238 --> 00:36:51,038 Man's so scared of water. He wouldn't come here! 542 00:36:51,909 --> 00:36:53,501 Maybe he was chased by someone. 543 00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:54,870 What? 544 00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:57,405 Or maybe he get lost. 545 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,877 Oh, God! It's all my fault. 546 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:04,383 If I hadn't opened the car window last night, Man won't go away. 547 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:09,189 Not open. Too hot. Dying... 548 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:13,954 Man is scared of thunder. He must have been terrified. 549 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:16,332 Yes. Thunder is really scary. 550 00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:17,867 He'd piss himself. 551 00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:21,768 Don't worry. 552 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,637 I'm just scared that if Man's still around, 553 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:28,142 some villagers 554 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,880 will take him away and cook him! 555 00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,183 Don't feel so sad. 556 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:42,824 He's still near you... 557 00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:48,420 Man hasn't left my side since he was a puppy. 558 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,613 Help! Help! 559 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:04,738 What are you shouting about? 560 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,578 It's not that deep! 561 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:15,822 Oh, right. 562 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:19,796 You don't come near! 563 00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:21,357 What were you trying to do? 564 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,728 Comfort you. 565 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:24,966 Comfort? 566 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,194 What kind of comforting is that? 567 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:29,597 My family custom... 568 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:33,575 Licking, hugging, kissing, 569 00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:34,804 it's all good. 570 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,276 Don't try anything! Don't follow me! 571 00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:40,182 Or I'll have you fixed! 572 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,246 Bastard! 573 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,591 That's what I did before. 574 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,922 You liked it then. 575 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,259 Every wanderer 576 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,097 has his own sad story behind 577 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:35,801 Fai, the prop guy comes to Guangzhou by sheer accident, 578 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:39,736 But with his bravery, strength, 579 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,571 and intelligence, he makes the biggest decision in his life, 580 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:45,649 ...to smuggle back to Kowloon Hong Kong. 581 00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:12,476 Fai! 582 00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:15,810 Fai! Time to work! 583 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:24,347 It's nine thirty. Wake up! 584 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:27,053 We have to finish Miss Lee's set before lunch. 585 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,029 Wow, beauty? 586 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:36,557 Hey, I know her! 587 00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:39,134 You bastard! You always keep the good stuff. 588 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:41,762 Hey! Don't eat my breakfast! 589 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:44,136 Stop eating! 590 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,606 Work... Eat! 591 00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,369 You stupid! 592 00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:57,147 Does it feel better this way? 593 00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:58,812 Yes. Try it. 594 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:02,823 Don't look at me, please. 595 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,893 You're still so bashful? Pervert! 596 00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:15,566 Hey, is this your first day on the job? 597 00:41:15,906 --> 00:41:17,840 Actually, yes, my very first day. 598 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:21,677 Well, get on with it! Staring at pretty girl... 599 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:24,440 Sharon, you'd better go home. I'll handle things here. 600 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:26,481 Go home? Why? 601 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,050 You look so tired. 602 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,513 You haven't slept since you lost Man... 603 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,723 Please don't mention that word! 604 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,461 My friend has a... 605 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:40,925 pet, 606 00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:43,063 with Golden hair, and it's so cute. 607 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,657 He's planning to emigrate, 608 00:41:44,768 --> 00:41:46,463 so, maybe you can adopt him! 609 00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:48,197 I know Man is still alive. 610 00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:51,203 I feel he's somewhere near by. 611 00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:52,570 Yes! 612 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:57,175 Fai, you smell so bad! How long since you took a bath? 613 00:41:57,281 --> 00:42:01,012 Excuse me, could you keep away from the clothes? 614 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:07,421 Sharon, yesterday when we went to the fishpond... 615 00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:08,683 Fishpond? 616 00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:10,958 Keep it to yourself! 617 00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:14,595 Sandy, go and check how the painting is going. 618 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:21,934 I warn you, if you want me to treat you well, 619 00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:23,505 never mention the fishpond, ever! 620 00:42:23,908 --> 00:42:26,433 I know it's hard to accept me now. 621 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,478 Not just now, but forever! 622 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:32,375 I just want to be your... 623 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,246 You still dare to talk that trash? 624 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:37,582 No, no, no. I just want to be your... 625 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:40,087 friend, just friend. 626 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:43,354 Friends? Oh! 627 00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:46,792 Okay, but remember to wash your face, brush your teeth, 628 00:42:47,131 --> 00:42:50,066 wash your hair and also take a bath. 629 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:53,267 Okay. I promise. Hand! 630 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,403 Hand? 631 00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:59,041 Hand! I promise. 632 00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,036 Sharon 633 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:03,904 Doctor Lai? 634 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,241 Please call me Albert. 635 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,617 Fai! Fai! 636 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:14,023 Cut the bullshit! We're in a hurry! 637 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:15,953 Come here! 638 00:43:21,398 --> 00:43:23,161 Is he your friend? He's very special! 639 00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:26,461 How did you know I was working here? 640 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:29,100 It's quite complicated, actually, 641 00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,671 but your assistant Sandy told me. 642 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,635 Sandy... 643 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:38,814 In fact, I have some experience working on TV commercials. 644 00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:41,680 In medical school, I was the chairman of the photography club, 645 00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:44,650 specialising in human organ cell deficiency. 646 00:43:44,755 --> 00:43:48,782 I won a photo prize. 647 00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:52,518 Doctor Lai, I'm working now, 648 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:54,564 would you mind leaving? 649 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:58,033 Sure. Maybe we can chat over dinner. 650 00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:00,927 Dinner? What dinner? 651 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,030 I just want to have dinner with you. 652 00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:06,275 I haven't been in a good mood there last few days. 653 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,638 Maybe some other time. 654 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:13,213 I'll have you fixed! 655 00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:15,142 Who are you? 656 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:17,379 If you don't go, I'll have you fixed! 657 00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:21,419 Come on, everybody! Plenty for everyone! 658 00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:26,890 Hey, Boy! How can you take a shit here? 659 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:28,359 Haven't finished yet? 660 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:30,725 Attention please. 661 00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:33,035 This is me, 662 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:35,071 how I looked when I was a dog. 663 00:44:36,306 --> 00:44:37,830 Pay attention! 664 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,273 If you see this dog anywhere, 665 00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:42,845 you let me know at once! Okay? 666 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,178 Man, you want to go back to being a dog? 667 00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:49,685 It's not a matter of choice. I am a dog! 668 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,545 Man, you look great as a human being. 669 00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:54,123 Just a little bit ugly! 670 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,586 What's so good of being a human? 671 00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:57,556 Humans have to study and work 672 00:44:57,661 --> 00:45:00,152 and worry about bankruptcy, unemployment. 673 00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:04,163 Human can go anywhere. How free it is! 674 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,967 Man, we may not be able to help you, 675 00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:10,003 but I know you can help me. 676 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:11,265 Help you how? 677 00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:13,668 You know I usually get excited after meal 678 00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:15,505 and I really miss Gigi 679 00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:19,215 As soon as you start wagging your tail, I know you're horny. 680 00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:26,281 Keep you voice down. If you're arrested, it's okay, you're dogs. 681 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:29,689 I'll get charged with trespassing and prostitution. 682 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,120 What a pair of horny dogs! 683 00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:43,637 - Why so many people standing there? - Let's go and see. 684 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,675 - A dog's over there. - Yes, pretty cute. 685 00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:47,107 Where does he come from? 686 00:45:48,846 --> 00:45:52,009 The valiant Fai 687 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:53,911 manages to survive wherever he goes 688 00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:57,811 and uses his bad Chinese to write his sad story, 689 00:45:57,988 --> 00:46:00,081 He is supported by the people of Shanghai. 690 00:46:00,290 --> 00:46:02,781 What a hero! 691 00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:09,097 Thank you very much! Thank you! I love Shanghai! 692 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,093 Monster! Go away! 693 00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:16,130 Don't hit him! Stop! 694 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:16,932 So stupid! 695 00:47:17,634 --> 00:47:19,295 What a fool! 696 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:36,008 Sharon? 697 00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:40,580 I'm still looking for my dog. I was just passing. 698 00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:43,390 Are you eating lunch? 699 00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:46,888 This is healthy food. Good for dieting. 700 00:47:47,464 --> 00:47:49,159 You did clean your place? 701 00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:50,893 Yes. It makes the place feel more fresh. 702 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:52,960 You should clean it early before. 703 00:47:54,071 --> 00:47:55,732 Hey, that poster is really cute. 704 00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:58,538 You like dogs, too? 705 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,035 These aren't for you! 706 00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:06,580 They're to attract Man. 707 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:08,474 It's too delicious! 708 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:10,576 I'll pay for it. 709 00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,081 Forget it. 710 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,591 By the way, that day you promised me... 711 00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:21,163 Yes. I've taken a shower and washed my hair. Smell? 712 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:22,232 No. 713 00:48:22,332 --> 00:48:24,994 I was just wondering how do you know 'Hand'? 714 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:28,003 Hand'? Well... 715 00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:31,574 I communicated with my dog the same way. 716 00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,241 You had a dog? 717 00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:34,535 Yes. 718 00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:37,580 - What happened to it? - He was... 719 00:48:37,681 --> 00:48:39,512 killed by thunder. 720 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,979 You must have been very sad. 721 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,584 Yes, I just wanted to die. 722 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:47,751 Don't say any more! 723 00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:51,151 But don't worry. 724 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,752 I'm absolutely sure your dog is fine! 725 00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:55,658 How come you be so sure? 726 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,267 Have you dreamed about him? 727 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:00,759 No. 728 00:49:00,871 --> 00:49:01,929 That's how I know! 729 00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:04,303 After my dog died, I always dreamed about him. 730 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:10,236 Do you have time to come somewhere with me? 731 00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:16,851 She's a very famous fortune teller. 732 00:49:17,821 --> 00:49:20,483 She helped the police before. 733 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,890 Please don't get upset. 734 00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,492 Your dog is already dead. 735 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,199 I don't believe it. 736 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,867 Impossible. 737 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:38,835 Wait! 738 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,335 It seems he isn't quite dead yet. 739 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:43,873 So, where is he? 740 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,814 He's right next to you. 741 00:49:47,551 --> 00:49:50,076 Let me invite his soul to come over. 742 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:51,415 Good! 743 00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:53,689 For real? 744 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,983 Another five hundred bucks and it's a done deal. 745 00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:59,787 No problem. Five hundred. 746 00:50:17,814 --> 00:50:19,145 She's possessed by a dog? 747 00:50:27,090 --> 00:50:30,821 Man, where are you? 748 00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:32,656 I missed you so much. 749 00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:35,691 I can't live without you! 750 00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:38,097 Please don't leave me, Man! 751 00:50:41,571 --> 00:50:43,596 What the hell is she saying? Barking like this? 752 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:48,105 Man, where are you? 753 00:50:48,278 --> 00:50:50,405 Hurry back to me! 754 00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:52,004 Sharon, she's cheating you. 755 00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:53,479 Stop pretending! 756 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:55,551 Give her money back, and then we'll go. 757 00:50:57,087 --> 00:50:59,385 - Oh, she's biting me! - Man, don't be like that! 758 00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:02,019 Leave me alone! 759 00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:05,725 What are you doing? 760 00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:10,057 Don't you think I know she's cheating me? 761 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:14,501 It's like spending five hundred bucks on a shrink. 762 00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:19,407 So, where do you want to go now? 763 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:21,505 I just want to take a walk. 764 00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:23,568 Okay. 765 00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:36,617 If you feel bored, give me a call. 766 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,522 I'll come right over. 767 00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:40,455 Thanks. 768 00:51:41,498 --> 00:51:43,659 Just don't think that we're... 769 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:47,225 I won't, I won't... 770 00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,463 You're my employer, 771 00:51:50,574 --> 00:51:52,735 our relationship is like that.